Difference

Wats the difference between
hook in cricket and hook of bra?
One sends ball out of boundary and
other keeps balls within the boundary.

Tamil Girls

Tamil girls are too fast. U know why?
because when all the other girls says NAMASTHE
they says WANNA COME

Husbands

Boy friends r like panipuri,
tastes gud any time.
Lovers r like pizzas, hot&spicy,
eaten frequently
Husbands r like dal rice,
eaten whn there is no choice..

Handle with Care

A sardar reads on the front side of the Tshirt
written “Handle with Care”
Next day sardar wears jeans
written on “Candle with Hair”
bolo tara rara..

Dosth

kabhi kehta tha dosth hamara ek
” Jaan bhi maango to hazir hai”,
aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehta hai,
aur maango to inkaar karta hai…

Dhaga

Pehle hath me lo, fir sidha karo–
fir muh me lo..aur thook lagao.. aur andar gusao..
KITNA MUSHKIL HAI NA! SUI MEIN DHAGA DALNA

Similarity

Similarity of feelings of girls after exam n sex.
Kitna lamba tha! khash thoda time aur mil jata!
Pehle kitna dar lag raha tha, baad me easy laga.
akhirkar aacha gaya

Girls Bad Natures

Girls have very bad Natures
They get wet without bath
They give milk without eating grass
They bleed without getting injured
Finally They make Boneless thing Hard.

British Airways…

Mom asked married daughter: How is ur Life?
She replied shyly: itz like British airways.
Later mom saw add n shocked
“7 days a week, 3 times a Day, Both sides…”

Similarities between BRA & BAR

Similarities between BRA & BAR
1.Both hv same alphabets
2.Both r drinking zones
3.Both hv time restriction of Closing & Opening
4.Wen open, both drive men crazy

I didn’t ask Water!

A thirsty person asks a nurse for milk.
She opened her top &
put her nipple in the mouth of man.
He gasped & said
thank god i didn’t ask Water!

GUD FRND

A Lover Say “i ll be with u in all ur troubles”.
but a GUD FRND says
“U ll hve no trouble whn i am with U”.

Aap jaisa ek Dost

Na Chahat hai Sitaro ki,
Na tamanna hai najaro ki,
Na aarju hai jannat ki,
Na khwaish hai baharon ki,
aap jaisa ek dost mil jaye tho
kya zarurat hai hazaron ki.

Friendship Fish

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I Send u this fish as sign of FRIENDSHIP.
Please take care of it, Keep it in ur MOBILE.
Daily put your MOBILE in water so that the fish won’t DIE!

My Friendship

My friendship is not like rain that falls n goes.
Its like Air sometimes keeps quiet n sometimes makes noice
but always around U. Gud Morning.