The Kings of Life

5 Great Kings that have brought Happiness into pupils lives.

1. Drin-King
2.Smo-King
3.Lic-King
4.Suc-King

and ofcourse his majesty Fuc-King.

B a man.....n msg me daily..

Ur messages r like girlz periods.
Cums only 3-4 days in a month...
But my msgs r like man's erectins,
can happen many times a day....
B a man.....n msg me daily..

Only thing my heart can give..

A wish in a corner, deep in my heart,

2b frnds 4ever n never b apart,

hope this bond has a long life 2 live,

TRUST is d only thing my heart can give..

Stepping Stones to Success

Life is a Collection of changes,

So don't avoid changes,

Take every change as a challenge,

Some give success

& Some act as the stepping stones to success.

Kis rishte ko gehra kahu

Pyar aur dosti me itna farkh paya hai,

Pyar ne sahara diya,

dosth ne saath nibhaya,

kis rishte ko gehra kahu yaaro,

Ek ne di zindagi to dusre ne jeena sikhaya hi!

Lovely SMILE

If you CRY at a TROUBLE it grows double.

If you LAUGH at a TROUBLE it disappears like a babul.

So always face ur problems with a Lovely SMILE :)

HIV+

Girl: Gutkha Khate ho?
Boy: Yes
Girl: Cigarete peete ho?
Boy: Yes
Girl: Sharaab?
Boy: Yes

Girl: Jua bhi khelte ho?
Boy: Yes
Girl: Sab Negative, kuch Positive bhi hai kya tere paas?

Boy: Hai na HIV+...

Baby Burnt

A White women gave birth to a Black baby,
the husband don’t believe that it was his baby.
HUSBAND: Why is the Baby Black?
Guess what is the Smart Wife Said……..?
WIFE: Well You were HOT and I was HOT,
may be the BABY BURNT!

Girl Friend ke Saath

Girl Friend ke saath,
kamre ke andhar,
table ke upar,
batti ke neeche,
De tacatac……….tacatac….
De tacatac……….tacatac….

Kit Kat

Take me to a lonely place
make sure no one is watching
Rip me naked, hold me tight, take me to your lips,
and have a break - its me KitKat.

Terror

TENSION - When your wife is pregnant.
SCARY - When your Girl Friend is pregnant.
HORRoR - When both are Pregnants!
TERROR - When you know U R NOT THE FATHER….!

Dance Kaun Karega?

Har karz dosti ka ada Kaun karega?
Hum na rahe to dosti kaun karega?
E khuda doston ko salamath rakhna,
warna mere bachon ke Shaadi mein dance kaun karega?

Education

ku ka ta ku ku ke ke ki ki baga
ga ga gu k k ki ki ki ki ka
Congrats!!
Successfully learnt monkeys language.
Plz cum and collect ur Banana and Certificate

Future

Teacher asked her Student that what will they become in the future?
Raj: Doctor
Ram: pilot
Pinky:Mother
Sam: I will help Pinky…

Girls

1980 Girls: Maa Mei Jeans pehnungi
Maa: Nahin beti log kya kahenge?

2006 girls: Maa mei mini Skirt pehnungi
Maa: Pehenle beti Kuch to Pehan le !

Formality

Girl: If U’ll try to kiss me, may shor macha doongi.
Boy: lekin yahan dur dur tak koi nahin hai.
Girl: I know but formality to karni hi padegi….

Falling in LOVE

Ek Sardar apni Gal Frend ko I Love U kehta aur gir jata,
I Love U kehta aur fir gir jata.
Girl: Ye kya kar rahe ho
Sardar: I AM Falling in Love.

Friendship Fish

><(((:>
I Send u this fish as sign of FRIENDSHIP.
Please take care of it, Keep it in ur MOBILE.
Daily put your MOBILE in water so that the fish won’t DIE!!

Tube Light

Three lights saving the earth from dark,
One Sunlight,
Two moonlight,
Third YOU - My Sweet Friend
TUBE LIGHT.

Marriage Power

A Tiger was giving Wedding Party to his friends.
A cat came there and danced.
Tiger asked who are you?
Cat Said i was also a Tiger before my marriage….Gud Nite.