The Kings of Life

5 Great Kings that have brought Happiness into pupils lives.

1. Drin-King
2.Smo-King
3.Lic-King
4.Suc-King

and ofcourse his majesty Fuc-King.

B a man.....n msg me daily..

Ur messages r like girlz periods.
Cums only 3-4 days in a month...
But my msgs r like man's erectins,
can happen many times a day....
B a man.....n msg me daily..

Only thing my heart can give..

A wish in a corner, deep in my heart,

2b frnds 4ever n never b apart,

hope this bond has a long life 2 live,

TRUST is d only thing my heart can give..

Stepping Stones to Success

Life is a Collection of changes,

So don't avoid changes,

Take every change as a challenge,

Some give success

& Some act as the stepping stones to success.

Kis rishte ko gehra kahu

Pyar aur dosti me itna farkh paya hai,

Pyar ne sahara diya,

dosth ne saath nibhaya,

kis rishte ko gehra kahu yaaro,

Ek ne di zindagi to dusre ne jeena sikhaya hi!

Lovely SMILE

If you CRY at a TROUBLE it grows double.

If you LAUGH at a TROUBLE it disappears like a babul.

So always face ur problems with a Lovely SMILE :)

HIV+

Girl: Gutkha Khate ho?
Boy: Yes
Girl: Cigarete peete ho?
Boy: Yes
Girl: Sharaab?
Boy: Yes

Girl: Jua bhi khelte ho?
Boy: Yes
Girl: Sab Negative, kuch Positive bhi hai kya tere paas?

Boy: Hai na HIV+...

Remove your eyes

A very Sexy & attractive Female Employee
meets her Boss & says, ”
Sir, would you mind removing something
from my BREAST”
Boss: Anything for U..
Female Employee: Your Eyes, Sir!

Similarity

What is the Similarity between
Audio Cassatte and a Woman?
They can be Played from both Sides……..

HOOK

Whats the difference between
Hook in Cricket and Hook of Bra?
One sends ball out of the boundary
and Other keeps balls within the boundary.

Women’s Life

Women’s Life is very Hard

Morning: Wash Clothes,
Afternoon: Dry Clothes,
Evening: Iron Clothes,
Night: Remove Clothes,
Mid Night: Search Clothes.

Future

Teacher asked her Student that
what will they become in the future?
Raj: Doctor
Ram: pilot
Pinky:Mother
Sam: I will help Pinky…

Girls

1980 Girls: Maa Mei Jeans pehnungi
Maa: Nahin beti log kya kahenge?

2006 girls: Maa mei mini Skirt pehnungi
Maa: Pehenle beti Kuch to Pehan le !

Formality

Girl: If U’ll try to kiss me, may shor macha doongi.
Boy: lekin yahan dur dur tak koi nahin hai.
Girl: I know but formality to karni hi padegi….

Batting

Azhar asked Sangeetha after their first night
“How was my Straight drive thru U r fine legs”
She said “its good shot but u r not tha Opening batsman….

Difference

Wats the difference between
hook in cricket and hook of bra?
One sends ball out of boundary and
other keeps balls within the boundary.

Tamil Girls

Tamil girls are too fast. U know why?
because when all the other girls says NAMASTHE
they says WANNA COME

Husbands

Boy friends r like panipuri,
tastes gud any time.
Lovers r like pizzas, hot&spicy,
eaten frequently
Husbands r like dal rice,
eaten whn there is no choice..

Handle with Care

A sardar reads on the front side of the Tshirt
written “Handle with Care”
Next day sardar wears jeans
written on “Candle with Hair”
bolo tara rara..

Dosth

kabhi kehta tha dosth hamara ek
” Jaan bhi maango to hazir hai”,
aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehta hai,
aur maango to inkaar karta hai…

Dhaga

Pehle hath me lo, fir sidha karo–
fir muh me lo..aur thook lagao.. aur andar gusao..
KITNA MUSHKIL HAI NA! SUI MEIN DHAGA DALNA

Similarity

Similarity of feelings of girls after exam n sex.
Kitna lamba tha! khash thoda time aur mil jata!
Pehle kitna dar lag raha tha, baad me easy laga.
akhirkar aacha gaya

Girls Bad Natures

Girls have very bad Natures
They get wet without bath
They give milk without eating grass
They bleed without getting injured
Finally They make Boneless thing Hard.

British Airways…

Mom asked married daughter: How is ur Life?
She replied shyly: itz like British airways.
Later mom saw add n shocked
“7 days a week, 3 times a Day, Both sides…”

Similarities between BRA & BAR

Similarities between BRA & BAR
1.Both hv same alphabets
2.Both r drinking zones
3.Both hv time restriction of Closing & Opening
4.Wen open, both drive men crazy

I didn’t ask Water!

A thirsty person asks a nurse for milk.
She opened her top &
put her nipple in the mouth of man.
He gasped & said
thank god i didn’t ask Water!

GUD FRND

A Lover Say “i ll be with u in all ur troubles”.
but a GUD FRND says
“U ll hve no trouble whn i am with U”.

Aap jaisa ek Dost

Na Chahat hai Sitaro ki,
Na tamanna hai najaro ki,
Na aarju hai jannat ki,
Na khwaish hai baharon ki,
aap jaisa ek dost mil jaye tho
kya zarurat hai hazaron ki.

Friendship Fish

><(((:>
I Send u this fish as sign of FRIENDSHIP.
Please take care of it, Keep it in ur MOBILE.
Daily put your MOBILE in water so that the fish won’t DIE!

My Friendship

My friendship is not like rain that falls n goes.
Its like Air sometimes keeps quiet n sometimes makes noice
but always around U. Gud Morning.

Smile

Smile-is a language of love,
Smile-is a way to get success,
Smile-is to win the hearts,
Smile-improves your personality,
Smile-improves our friendship.
So keep smile on your lips always

Tube Light

Three lights saving the earth from dark,
One Sunlight,
Two moonlight,
Third YOU - My Sweet Friend
TUBE LIGHT.

Dosthi

Dosti ke phool har mausam me khilte hai,
dosti ke badal har mausam me baraste hai,
Hum SMS bheje ya na bheje
ye sach hai ki har pal hum tumhe yaad kiya karte hai.

Friends Love

.**,,**.
* frnds *
*.Love.*
“*,*”
Pas dis ‘HEART’ 2 Al ur FRNDS&Also 2ME.
if 3Com Back, today u’ll get a Big Surprse.

HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY

Friends are like a page in a book of Life
every page with different subject
but best friends are the index page of covering all the subjects…
HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY.

Gud Frd Like “U”

I waited
8 months 2 c d WORLD.
2 years 2 WALK.
3 Years 2 TALK.
5 years 2 STUDY…
But I really waited 23Yrs 2 have a GUD frd Like “U”.
HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY.

Muskan

Ishq mohabbat to hazaro karte hain.
Gum-e-judai se wo sabhi darte hain,
Hum to na ishq na mohabbat karte hain,
Bas doston ki ek muskan ke liye SMS karte hain:-)

Shubodayam

Kaho usise jona kahe kise se,
maango usise jo dede khushi se,
chahoo use jo tumhe milaye zindagi se,
Dosti karo usise jo hamesha nibhaye khushi se.
Shubodayam.

Importance of Friend

The importance of a dear friend in our lives is like
d importance of our heartbeats!
Though they r not visible,
they silently lend u d gift called LIFE..

Kuch Dost aisay hotay

Koe raaz aisay hotay hai jo kah nahi jate
koe dil aisay hotay hai jo thod nahi jatay
our kuch dost aisay hotay hai jisay chuda nahi jaata

Dosti ka TajMahal

Musibat ka qutuamimar ho tum
Tension ka charminar ho tum
Aafat ka Golgumbaz ho tum
kya karu ye bhi kehna padtha hai ki
Dosti ka TajMahal bhi ho tum

100steps

If u Need a 4end and there are 100steps btween us.
U can take 1step to get near me and
i will take all 99 steps to be there 4U.

Doston ki ek Muskan

Ishq Mohabbat to hazaro karte hain,
Gum-e-judai se wo sabhi darte hain,
Hum to na Ishq na Mohabbat karte hain,
Bas doston ki ek muskan ke liye SMS karte hain

Dosti ki lakeer

Suna hai asar hota hai baaton mein.
Aap bhi bhool jaoge do-chaar mulakaton mein.
Lekin humse bachkar kahan jaoge.
Aapki dosti ki lakeer hai mere haton me.

HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY

Tum na mile koi gum nahi,
bus bath karo ye milne se kam nahi,
dosti me dhoka de jaye wo hum nahi,
aur aap sab ki dosti “rang de basanthi” se kam nahi

Doston ko salamat rakhna

Har karz dosti ka ada kaun karega,
jab hum hi na rahenge tou dosti kaun karega,
a khuda mere doston ko salamat rakhna,
varna mere jeene ki dua kaun karega…

never switch off ur HEART

Friendship is a Network that needs
no recharge, no validity, no signal Problems…..
Just make Sure u never switch off ur HEART.

bina SMS ke

Dil meh ek shor ho raha hai,
bina SMS ke dil bore ho raha hai,
kahin aisa toh nahi k ek pyaara
sa dost humse door ho raha hai?

Rahe duriya to parwa nahi..

Yahi to khubsurat dosti ka nata hi
jo bina kisi shart ke nibhaya jata hi,
Rahe duriya to parwa nahi
dost to har pal dil me basaya jata hi!

Plz stay in touch..

Hundred wounds does not have pain
but a true frien’s silence makes
more pain and tears in the heart…
So plz stay in touch..
Gud Mrng!

My sweetest DoNKEy….

….()….() Friends
(o o) r like
….. (..) Donkeys
……………. /”’\ They carry the
load of all ur difficulties in ur life 4ever.
U r one of my sweetest DoNKEy.

dost banane ki jarurat nahi..

Ab aur manzil pane ki harsat nahi,
kisi ki yaad me mar jane ki fitrat nahi..
aap jese dost jabse mile,
kisi aur ko dost banane ki jarurat nahi..

Mera dosth mera marzi

I will b with u when u r up & down,
i will be with u when u need help,
i will cheer u when u win &..
sometimes i will kick u bcoz “mera dosth mera marzi”

Good morning!

Feels gud when somebody misses u,
Feels better wen somebody Loves u,
But it feels the best when somebody never forgets..
So u can feel d best now!!
Good morning!

linked by HEART

Stars are seen together,
yet they r so far apart..
good friends may not speak everyday,
but remember they r always linked by HEART TO HEART!!

dost ko roz yaad karna

Har dost se acchhi baat karna fitrat he hamari.
har dost khush rahe harsat he hamari.
Koi humko yaad kare ya na kare,
har dost ko roz yaad karna aadat hi hamari..

Good Friend Like U!

1+1=2 eyes look at u,
5+1=6 senses feeling u,
12+12=24hrsthinking about u,
3+4=7 days in week missing u,
1+11=12 months i always need
a Good Friend Like U!

Smile

Smile-is a language of love,
Smile-is a way to get success,
Smile-is to win the hearts,
Smile-improves your personality,
Smile-improves our friendship.
So keep smile on your lips always

Beautiful

God Created the world in SIX days
but took him centuries to come up with someoneas beautiful….as U!
Gud Morning!

Keep Smiling

Smiles are like birds, they fly from face to face.
May ur lips give them a better nest,
so that they can stay there forever.
Keep Smiling. Gud 9te

Good Night

.+.’+).+
+__=_ +’+
/____^ .;”;.
!__o_!!,,)(,,, Night finally arrived.
So b4 i sleep, i’d like 2 wish u
,,,
(,”)_Good nite!
<(,/L

Marriage Power

A Tiger was giving Wedding Party to his friends.
A cat came there and danced.
Tiger asked who are you?
Cat Said i was also a Tiger before my marriage….Gud Nite.

Bring Cheers

Never think of past - it brings tears…
Dont think of future - it brings fears…
Live this second - it brings cheers…
Have a gud sleep…

Take Bath

Good Morning!
Have u done two most important things in the morning..?
1.PRAY - so that u may live.
2.TAKE BATH -so that others may live!

Shubodayam

Kaho usise jona kahe kise se,

maango usise jo dede khushi se,
chahoo use jo tumhe milaye zindagi se,
Dosti karo usise jo hamesha nibhaye khushi se.
Shubodayam.

DAIRY MILK

Do you Know full form of DAIRY MILK?
Darling Always I Remember You…
Meet Immediately4a Long Kiss…
thats y boys asks 4 DAIRY MILK..
Good Night. Sweet Dreams..

Good Morning!

GOOD Morning
Face Ur On
Smile A
Get2 Try
My Only
Was This
But This Sent
Who Person The
On Angry be will
U this Reading After
Hai
(Now Read back)

Kuch Khaas ho Tum

Tarasta nazaroon ki pyas ho tum,
tadap tha dil ki aas ho tum,
bug te zindagi ki saans ho tum,
kysa na kahoon kuch khaas ho tum. Good Night

Smile makes all the things

Dream makes all things possible,
Hope makes all things work,
Luv makes all things Beautiful,
Smile makes all the things above,
So always Brush Ur TEETH…!gudmrng.

Wonderful dreams…

When ever you have a dream inside ur Heart,
never let it go bcoz dreams r the tiny seeds,
from which beautiful 2morrow grows.
Have a wonderful dreams 2nite..
Gud9te.

Plz stay in touch..

Hundred wounds does not have pain

but a true frien’s silence makes
more pain and tears in the heart…
So plz stay in touch..
Gud Mrng!

5,999,999,999 p’ple can’t replace..

There are 6 Billion people around the world.
I don’t know why i keep on messaging u,
may be b’coz 5,999,999,999 can’t replace..
a single person like U. Good Morning!!

Forever ho tum….

Mera Dil, Jigar, Kidney, liver ho tum.
Waqt bewaqt ayee voh Fever ho tum,
Mera Jeevan mein abh forever ho tum.
Gud Day!!

Best of Luck

Hardwork will never kill U
its the fear that makes U afraid.
Nothing is impossible to a willing Heart,
Plz try hard u will b a SHINING STAR,
Best of Luck.

Baby Burnt

A White women gave birth to a Black baby,
the husband don’t believe that it was his baby.
HUSBAND: Why is the Baby Black?
Guess what is the Smart Wife Said……..?
WIFE: Well You were HOT and I was HOT,
may be the BABY BURNT!

Girl Friend ke Saath

Girl Friend ke saath,
kamre ke andhar,
table ke upar,
batti ke neeche,
De tacatac……….tacatac….
De tacatac……….tacatac….

Kit Kat

Take me to a lonely place
make sure no one is watching
Rip me naked, hold me tight, take me to your lips,
and have a break - its me KitKat.

Terror

TENSION - When your wife is pregnant.
SCARY - When your Girl Friend is pregnant.
HORRoR - When both are Pregnants!
TERROR - When you know U R NOT THE FATHER….!

Dance Kaun Karega?

Har karz dosti ka ada Kaun karega?
Hum na rahe to dosti kaun karega?
E khuda doston ko salamath rakhna,
warna mere bachon ke Shaadi mein dance kaun karega?

Education

ku ka ta ku ku ke ke ki ki baga
ga ga gu k k ki ki ki ki ka
Congrats!!
Successfully learnt monkeys language.
Plz cum and collect ur Banana and Certificate

Future

Teacher asked her Student that what will they become in the future?
Raj: Doctor
Ram: pilot
Pinky:Mother
Sam: I will help Pinky…

Girls

1980 Girls: Maa Mei Jeans pehnungi
Maa: Nahin beti log kya kahenge?

2006 girls: Maa mei mini Skirt pehnungi
Maa: Pehenle beti Kuch to Pehan le !

Formality

Girl: If U’ll try to kiss me, may shor macha doongi.
Boy: lekin yahan dur dur tak koi nahin hai.
Girl: I know but formality to karni hi padegi….

Falling in LOVE

Ek Sardar apni Gal Frend ko I Love U kehta aur gir jata,
I Love U kehta aur fir gir jata.
Girl: Ye kya kar rahe ho
Sardar: I AM Falling in Love.

Friendship Fish

><(((:>
I Send u this fish as sign of FRIENDSHIP.
Please take care of it, Keep it in ur MOBILE.
Daily put your MOBILE in water so that the fish won’t DIE!!

Tube Light

Three lights saving the earth from dark,
One Sunlight,
Two moonlight,
Third YOU - My Sweet Friend
TUBE LIGHT.

Marriage Power

A Tiger was giving Wedding Party to his friends.
A cat came there and danced.
Tiger asked who are you?
Cat Said i was also a Tiger before my marriage….Gud Nite.

Zoo

I Like seeing u. I like hearing U.
I like spend my time with u.
But u r always surrounded by others,
as u r attraction of the “ZOO”

Difference

Wats the difference between hook in cricket and hook of bra?
One sends ball out of boundary and other keeps balls within the boundary.

Tamil Girls

Tamil girls are too fast. U know why?
because when all the other girls says NAMASTHE
they says WANNA COME

Husbands

Boy friends r like panipuri, tastes gud any time.
Lovers r like pizzas, hot&spicy, eaten frequently
Husbands r like dal rice, eaten whn there is no choice..

Dosth

kabhi kehta tha dosth hamara ek
” Jaan bhi maango to hazir hai”,
aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehta hai,
aur maango to inkaar karta hai…

Dhaga

Pehle hath me lo, fir sidha karo–
fir muh me lo..aur thook lagao.. aur andar gusao..
KITNA MUSHKIL HAI NA! SUI MEIN DHAGA DALNA

Cat & Elephant

cat: How old r u?
Elpht: im just 5yrs.
Cat:5?but u r lookin so big.
Elpht:im a complan boy.
Cat:im just 30
Elpht:30?but ur lookin so small
Cat:im a santoor girl.

Take Bath

Good Morning!
Have u done two most important things in the morning..?
1.PRAY - so that u may live.
2.TAKE BATH -so that others may live!

Temple

1 boy &1girl going on a road
Boy:hi beauty sexy ru angel, amazing.boy commented her.
Girl:Shall i remove my cheppal. girl replied him.
Boy: hey nauty my heart is not a temple 2 enter without cheppal

GIRL

G —> Ghost
I —> In
R —> Real
L —> Life
So avoid girls
and forward their numbers to me…..(Im a ghost buster)..

Seekh na le

Sardar1: Oye Doctor log Operation k time pe patient ko Behosh kyu karte hai?
Sardar2: Is liye k patient Surgery seekh nale..!!

Mobile Bill

Sardar: Oye, mere mobile Bill Kitna Hai?
Call Centre Girl: Sir, Just Dial 123 to know ur Current Bill Status.
Sardar: Arey STUPID! Current ka nahi, Mobile ka…

Similarities between BRA & BAR

Similarities between BRA & BAR
1.Both hv same alphabets
2.Both r drinking zones
3.Both hv time restriction of Closing & Opening
4.Wen open, both drive men crazy

Always SMILE..

Always SMILE

Ok?
Bcoz, ur Smile is so captivating n so Nice!
-Show Me a Sample

,,///,,
………( @..@ )AHA!
(.__.)
) (
Maar dala re! he he..

Smile makes all the things

Dream makes all things possible,
Hope makes all things work,
Luv makes all things Beautiful,
Smile makes all the things above,
So always Brush Ur TEETH…!gudmrng.

*HAPPY NEW YEAR*

*HAPPY NEW YEAR*

Soch rahe ho aaj kyon?

Ab tum”DON” ko sikhaoge kab wish karna hai.
DON jab chahta hai tab wish karta hai..

*HAPPY HOLI*

Women makes a Happy Home..!

It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle
million solidiers 2 protect a country
but just one women 2 make a Happy Home..!
Let’s thank our…”KAAMWALI”

Pyar itna bhi mat karo…

Log kehte hi, pyar itna bhi mat karo
ki girl friend sar pe sawar ho jaye.
hum kehte hi ki pyar itna karo
ki girlfrnd ki frnd bhi tumhare saath farar ho jaye.

Forever ho tum….

Mera Dil, Jigar, Kidney, liver ho tum.
Waqt bewaqt ayee voh Fever ho tum,
Mera Jeevan mein abh forever ho tum.
Gud Day!!

tabhi to fail ho gaya.

Father to Son:
pados ki ladki ko dekh wo exam mein 1st aayi hai!
Son to Father:
Usko hi to dekhta rehta tha, tabhi to fail ho gaya.

Koi hum ko yaad kiya karta hai

Koi hai dua karta Hai,
Apno mein mujhe bhi gina karta hai,
Bahut khush naseeb samjhte hai khud ko hum.
Door rah kar bhi jab koi hum ko yaad kiya karta hai.

God Gift

Hi, Do u want to see the Gift that God gave me?

Where are you Searching…

Just Look at the mirror, its U.

Falling in LOVE

Ek Sardar apni Gal Frend ko I Love U kehta aur gir jata,
I Love U kehta aur fir gir jata.
Girl: Ye kya kar rahe ho
Sardar: I AM Falling in Love.

Jaan hain hamari…

Nigahen aapki pehchan hai hamari,
muskarahat aapki shan hai hamari,
Karna hifazat tum apni,
kyonki sanse aapki Jaan hain hamari….

Bas ke Baath

Aapko miss karna roz ki bat ho gai,
yaad karna aadat ki bat ho gai,
aapse dur rahna kismat ki bat ho gai,
magar aapko bhulna apne bas ke bahar ki baat ho gai!

Kabul Hai

Sabne kaha pyaar ek dard hai,
humne kaha dard kabul hai,
sabne kaha is dard ke saath ji nahi paoge,
humne kaha teri pyaar me marna kabul hai.

HIV

Testing ur BLOOD Pls wait.
II
33%
IIII
66%
IIIIIIIIII
100%Complete!
Result: “HIV”
H: Honey
I: In
V: Veins
Thats why U r so Sweet

Beautiful

God Created the world in SIX days
but took him centuries to come up
with someoneas beautiful….as U!
Gud Morning!

Keep Smiling

Smiles are like birds, they fly from face to face.
May ur lips give them a better nest,
so that they can stay there forever.
Keep Smiling. Gud 9te

Dosthi

Dosti ke phool har mausam me khilte hai,
dosti ke badal har mausam me baraste hai,
Hum SMS bheje ya na bheje
ye sach hai ki har pal hum tumhe yaad kiya karte hai.

I Want ur Love

1+1=2 eyes (seeing U),
3+3=6 sences (feeling U),
12+12=24 hours (waiting 4U),
50%+50%=100% worried (about U),
182.5+182.5=365 days(i want ur LOVE)

Tear

“last night thinking of u one tear rolled out”,
i asked y r u out?
Tear said,”there is someone so beautiful in ur eyes now,
there is NO place 4me”.

Heart Beat

Three places in my “Heart”
1 for “God”
2 for “Mother”
3 for “Father”

oh! sorry no place for “U” in my “Heart”

bcoz “U” r my “Heart Beat”

DAIRY MILK

Do you Know full form of DAIRY MILK?
Darling Always I Remember You…
Meet Immediately4a Long Kiss…
thats y boys asks 4 DAIRY MILK..
Good Night. Sweet Dreams..

Measure

Measured by miles U r far away from ME,
Measured by thoughts U r closest to ME,
Measured by Closed EYES U r with ME,
But when i Measured by Heart U r in Me

Be My Special Person Forever

Dear O Dear,
U r Not Near,
But I Can Hear,
Dont Get Fear,
Your Mermories r here,
Live with Cheer,
No more Tear,
and Be My Special Person Forever.

Never Lost Love

My love for u is like time,
if u give it just one moment,
it will last forever.

I Miss U

This Love is Love the Love Best Love way
Love 2 Love Say Love 2 Love U Love that
Love I Love Miss Love U Love
Read it again without Word “Love”
..GUDN8.

I never want to Lose U…

God determines who walks into your Life.
You decide who stays & who walks out.
Send this to people u never want to Lose.
I never want to Lose U…
GudMrng…

Never stop ur smile..

Never stop ur smile even u r sad
b’coz u never know who is feeling happy with ur smile,
4d world u may be a person
but 4 someone u r da World…Gudn8

Gender thing

Lots of peple are willing
to die for the person they love,
which is a pity on them,
It is a much gender thing
to live for that person through out the LIFE!!

5,999,999,999 p’ple can’t replace..

There are 6 Billion people around the world.
I don’t know why i keep on messaging u,
may be b’coz 5,999,999,999 can’t replace..
a single person like U. Good Morning!!

Aankho me arman diya karte hai,

Feels gud when somebody misses u,
Feels better wen somebody Loves u,
But it feels the best when somebody never forgets..
So u can feel d best now!!
Good morning!

Mere dil to tere pyar me itna pagal hai,

Aankho me arman diya karte hai,
hum sabki neend chura liya karte hai,
ab se jab jab apki palke jhapkenge,
samaj lena tab tab hum apko yaad kiya karte hai..

Pyar me pagal hai…

Mere dil to tere pyar me itna pagal hai,
Jo sab ko chodke tere paas rehta hai,
Yaha tak ke muje uski zarurat hai,
Phirbhi mere paas ake usne dhadkan chodiya hai…

Your Importance..!

To let some one realize your importance
try to stay away so that THEY MISS YOU..
But dont stay away for such a long time
that THEY LEARN TO LIVE WITHOUT YOU..

Kismat

Dosti nazaro se ho to ouse kudrat kehte hi,
Sitaron se ho to ouse jannat kehte hi,
Husn se to ouse mohabbat kehte hi,
aur aap se ho to ouse Kismat kehte hi.

Aap ke khayalon se

Aap ke khayalon se fursat nahi milthi hamein
ek pal ki rahath nahi milthi
mil to jatha hai sub kuch bas aap ki jhalak nahi milthi.

Hont unke laal hote

Ye jo ladkiyon ke gaal hote hai,
ladko ko phasane vale jaal hoote hai,
choose leti hai khoon jigar ka,
tabi to hont unke laal hote hai.

Kaatil

Koi dikha ke roye koi chhupa ke roye
hame rulaane waale hame rula ke roye
marne ka mazaa to tab hai yaaro
jab kaatil bhi khud janaaze pe hamare roye

Dil ki awaz

Kash Dil ki awaz me itna Asar ho jaye,
hum aapko yaad kare aur apko khabar ho jaye.
Aaj rab se itni hi dua hai,
Aap jo bhi chahe wo haqiqat ho jaye…

Doston ki ek Muskan

Ishq Mohabbat to hazaro karte hain,
Gum-e-judai se wo sabhi darte hain,
Hum to na Ishq na Mohabbat karte hain,
Bas doston ki ek muskan ke liye SMS karte hain

Dosti ki lakeer

Suna hai asar hota hai baaton mein.
Aap bhi bhool jaoge do-chaar mulakaton mein.
Lekin humse bachkar kahan jaoge.
Aapki dosti ki lakeer hai mere haton me.

Sms Kya bheju

Aaj socha ki SMS kya bheju,
Aap muskurayen aisa paigam kya bheju,
Koi phool to mujhe maloom nahi
jo khud Gulshan ho usey Gulab kya bheju.

Sunai dega

Raat hogi to Chand b duhai dega,
khwabon me tumhe woh chehra dikhayi dega,
mohabbat kabhi b zara soch k karna..
Ek aansu b gira to sunai dega.

Kuch Khaas ho Tum

Tarasta nazaroon ki pyas ho tum,
tadap tha dil ki aas ho tum,
bug te zindagi ki saans ho tum,
kysa na kahoon kuch khaas ho tum. Good Night

Zamant nahi hoti!

Zindagi kisi ki Amanat nahi hoti,
Amanat me kabhi khayanat nahi hoti,
Dil ko sambhal ke rakhna DOST…..
Ishq ki jail me kabhi zamant nahi hoti!

uski zarurat ban jaye…

Na chaho kissi ko itna ke
uski chahat tumhari kamjoori ban jaye,
agar chaho to chaho kissi ko
itna ke tumhari chahat uski zarurat ban jaye…

Dil Tere Pass tha….

Dhoka diya tha jab tumne mujhe ,
dil se main naraaz tha
Phir socha ki dil se tumhe nikal du,
magar woh kambakth dil bhi tumhare paas tha…..

Muskurahat hataya nahin Karte….

Dil ka Zakhm Zuban par laaya nahin Karte,
Hum apni Aankhon se Aansoo bahaya nahin Karte,
Zakhm Kitne hi Gehre kyon na ho,
Hum apne Honton se Muskurahat hataya nahin Karte.

Inkar aur Iqraar…..

Chehrey Per Banawat Ka Gussa,
Aankhon Say Chalakta Pyar Bhi Hai,
Is Shauq-E-Ada Ko Kya Kahiye
Inkar Bhi Hai Iqraar Bhi Hai.

Subah teri sham meri…

Subah teri sham meri ho,
Din tera raat meri ho,
Hasi teri udasi meri ho,
jab maut aaye toh Jaan kaber teri,
aur usme laash meri ho..

bina SMS ke

Dil meh ek shor ho raha hai,
bina SMS ke dil bore ho raha hai,
kahin aisa toh nahi k ek pyaara
sa dost humse door ho raha hai?

Tu yaad na aye?

Nikalte hai aansoo jab mulakat nahi hoti,
Toot jaata hai dil jab baat nahi hoti,
Teri pyar ki kasam e jaan,
tu yaad na aye’ aisi koi raat nahi hoti..

aap bahut yaad aate hai..

Din aate hai din jaate hai,
Kuch lamhe aapke bin guzar nahin paate hai,
inhi lamho ko sametkar dekhu toh aap bahut yaad aate hai..

Yaad subha-shaam karte hi….

Likhne se pehle salaam karte hai..
Dard-e-dil aapse bayaan karte hi..
Yeh mat samajhna ki bhool gaye hi hum..
Yaad to aapko subha-shaam karte hi.

Kaanta samajh kar chod na dena…

Dushmano me bhi dost mila karte hain,
Kanto me bhi phool khila karte hi,
hamko kaanta samajh kar chod na dena,
kante hi phool ki hifazat karte hi…

Rahe duriya to parwa nahi..

Yahi to khubsurat dosti ka nata hi
jo bina kisi shart ke nibhaya jata hi,
Rahe duriya to parwa nahi
dost to har pal dil me basaya jata hi!

Pyar itna bhi mat karo…

Log kehte hi, pyar itna bhi mat karo
ki girl friend sar pe sawar ho jaye.
hum kehte hi ki pyar itna karo
ki girlfrnd ki frnd bhi tumhare saath farar ho jaye.

dost banane ki jarurat nahi..

Ab aur manzil pane ki harsat nahi,
kisi ki yaad me mar jane ki fitrat nahi..
aap jese dost jabse mile,
kisi aur ko dost banane ki jarurat nahi..

Gender thing

Lots of peple are willing
to die for the person they love,
which is a pity on them,
It is a much gender thing
to live for that person through out the LIFE!!

hath tham na sake!!

Apna pyar ko chupa na sake,
Deewana dil pe kaboo pa na sake,
Aaj itne karib sa guzar gaye wo
phir b unke hath hum tham na sake!!

Aap hume bhula nahi sakte.

Beete pal wapas la nahi sakthe,
Sukhe phool wapas khila nahi sakte,
Kabhi Kabhi lagtha hai aap hume bhool gaye,
Par dil kehta hi aap hume bhula nahi sakte.

dost ko roz yaad karna

Har dost se acchhi baat karna fitrat he hamari.
har dost khush rahe harsat he hamari.
Koi humko yaad kare ya na kare,
har dost ko roz yaad karna aadat hi hamari..

hum apko yaad kiya karte hai.

Aankho me arman diya karte hai,
hum sabki neend chura liya karte hai,
ab se jab jab apki palke jhapkenge,
samaj lena tab tab hum apko yaad kiya karte hai..

Pyar me pagal hai…

Mere dil to tere pyar me itna pagal hai,
Jo sab ko chodke tere paas rehta hai,
Yaha tak ke muje uski zarurat hai,
Phirbhi mere paas ake usne dhadkan chodiya hai…