Remove your eyes

A very Sexy & attractive Female Employee
meets her Boss & says, ”
Sir, would you mind removing something
from my BREAST”
Boss: Anything for U..
Female Employee: Your Eyes, Sir!

Similarity

What is the Similarity between
Audio Cassatte and a Woman?
They can be Played from both Sides……..

HOOK

Whats the difference between
Hook in Cricket and Hook of Bra?
One sends ball out of the boundary
and Other keeps balls within the boundary.

Women’s Life

Women’s Life is very Hard

Morning: Wash Clothes,
Afternoon: Dry Clothes,
Evening: Iron Clothes,
Night: Remove Clothes,
Mid Night: Search Clothes.

Future

Teacher asked her Student that
what will they become in the future?
Raj: Doctor
Ram: pilot
Pinky:Mother
Sam: I will help Pinky…

Girls

1980 Girls: Maa Mei Jeans pehnungi
Maa: Nahin beti log kya kahenge?

2006 girls: Maa mei mini Skirt pehnungi
Maa: Pehenle beti Kuch to Pehan le !

Formality

Girl: If U’ll try to kiss me, may shor macha doongi.
Boy: lekin yahan dur dur tak koi nahin hai.
Girl: I know but formality to karni hi padegi….

Batting

Azhar asked Sangeetha after their first night
“How was my Straight drive thru U r fine legs”
She said “its good shot but u r not tha Opening batsman….

Difference

Wats the difference between
hook in cricket and hook of bra?
One sends ball out of boundary and
other keeps balls within the boundary.

Tamil Girls

Tamil girls are too fast. U know why?
because when all the other girls says NAMASTHE
they says WANNA COME

Husbands

Boy friends r like panipuri,
tastes gud any time.
Lovers r like pizzas, hot&spicy,
eaten frequently
Husbands r like dal rice,
eaten whn there is no choice..

Handle with Care

A sardar reads on the front side of the Tshirt
written “Handle with Care”
Next day sardar wears jeans
written on “Candle with Hair”
bolo tara rara..

Dosth

kabhi kehta tha dosth hamara ek
” Jaan bhi maango to hazir hai”,
aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehta hai,
aur maango to inkaar karta hai…

Dhaga

Pehle hath me lo, fir sidha karo–
fir muh me lo..aur thook lagao.. aur andar gusao..
KITNA MUSHKIL HAI NA! SUI MEIN DHAGA DALNA

Similarity

Similarity of feelings of girls after exam n sex.
Kitna lamba tha! khash thoda time aur mil jata!
Pehle kitna dar lag raha tha, baad me easy laga.
akhirkar aacha gaya

Girls Bad Natures

Girls have very bad Natures
They get wet without bath
They give milk without eating grass
They bleed without getting injured
Finally They make Boneless thing Hard.

British Airways…

Mom asked married daughter: How is ur Life?
She replied shyly: itz like British airways.
Later mom saw add n shocked
“7 days a week, 3 times a Day, Both sides…”

Similarities between BRA & BAR

Similarities between BRA & BAR
1.Both hv same alphabets
2.Both r drinking zones
3.Both hv time restriction of Closing & Opening
4.Wen open, both drive men crazy

I didn’t ask Water!

A thirsty person asks a nurse for milk.
She opened her top &
put her nipple in the mouth of man.
He gasped & said
thank god i didn’t ask Water!

GUD FRND

A Lover Say “i ll be with u in all ur troubles”.
but a GUD FRND says
“U ll hve no trouble whn i am with U”.

Aap jaisa ek Dost

Na Chahat hai Sitaro ki,
Na tamanna hai najaro ki,
Na aarju hai jannat ki,
Na khwaish hai baharon ki,
aap jaisa ek dost mil jaye tho
kya zarurat hai hazaron ki.

Friendship Fish

><(((:>
I Send u this fish as sign of FRIENDSHIP.
Please take care of it, Keep it in ur MOBILE.
Daily put your MOBILE in water so that the fish won’t DIE!

My Friendship

My friendship is not like rain that falls n goes.
Its like Air sometimes keeps quiet n sometimes makes noice
but always around U. Gud Morning.

Smile

Smile-is a language of love,
Smile-is a way to get success,
Smile-is to win the hearts,
Smile-improves your personality,
Smile-improves our friendship.
So keep smile on your lips always

Tube Light

Three lights saving the earth from dark,
One Sunlight,
Two moonlight,
Third YOU - My Sweet Friend
TUBE LIGHT.

Dosthi

Dosti ke phool har mausam me khilte hai,
dosti ke badal har mausam me baraste hai,
Hum SMS bheje ya na bheje
ye sach hai ki har pal hum tumhe yaad kiya karte hai.

Friends Love

.**,,**.
* frnds *
*.Love.*
“*,*”
Pas dis ‘HEART’ 2 Al ur FRNDS&Also 2ME.
if 3Com Back, today u’ll get a Big Surprse.

HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY

Friends are like a page in a book of Life
every page with different subject
but best friends are the index page of covering all the subjects…
HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY.

Gud Frd Like “U”

I waited
8 months 2 c d WORLD.
2 years 2 WALK.
3 Years 2 TALK.
5 years 2 STUDY…
But I really waited 23Yrs 2 have a GUD frd Like “U”.
HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY.

Muskan

Ishq mohabbat to hazaro karte hain.
Gum-e-judai se wo sabhi darte hain,
Hum to na ishq na mohabbat karte hain,
Bas doston ki ek muskan ke liye SMS karte hain:-)

Shubodayam

Kaho usise jona kahe kise se,
maango usise jo dede khushi se,
chahoo use jo tumhe milaye zindagi se,
Dosti karo usise jo hamesha nibhaye khushi se.
Shubodayam.

Importance of Friend

The importance of a dear friend in our lives is like
d importance of our heartbeats!
Though they r not visible,
they silently lend u d gift called LIFE..

Kuch Dost aisay hotay

Koe raaz aisay hotay hai jo kah nahi jate
koe dil aisay hotay hai jo thod nahi jatay
our kuch dost aisay hotay hai jisay chuda nahi jaata

Dosti ka TajMahal

Musibat ka qutuamimar ho tum
Tension ka charminar ho tum
Aafat ka Golgumbaz ho tum
kya karu ye bhi kehna padtha hai ki
Dosti ka TajMahal bhi ho tum

100steps

If u Need a 4end and there are 100steps btween us.
U can take 1step to get near me and
i will take all 99 steps to be there 4U.

Doston ki ek Muskan

Ishq Mohabbat to hazaro karte hain,
Gum-e-judai se wo sabhi darte hain,
Hum to na Ishq na Mohabbat karte hain,
Bas doston ki ek muskan ke liye SMS karte hain

Dosti ki lakeer

Suna hai asar hota hai baaton mein.
Aap bhi bhool jaoge do-chaar mulakaton mein.
Lekin humse bachkar kahan jaoge.
Aapki dosti ki lakeer hai mere haton me.

HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY

Tum na mile koi gum nahi,
bus bath karo ye milne se kam nahi,
dosti me dhoka de jaye wo hum nahi,
aur aap sab ki dosti “rang de basanthi” se kam nahi

Doston ko salamat rakhna

Har karz dosti ka ada kaun karega,
jab hum hi na rahenge tou dosti kaun karega,
a khuda mere doston ko salamat rakhna,
varna mere jeene ki dua kaun karega…

never switch off ur HEART

Friendship is a Network that needs
no recharge, no validity, no signal Problems…..
Just make Sure u never switch off ur HEART.

bina SMS ke

Dil meh ek shor ho raha hai,
bina SMS ke dil bore ho raha hai,
kahin aisa toh nahi k ek pyaara
sa dost humse door ho raha hai?

Rahe duriya to parwa nahi..

Yahi to khubsurat dosti ka nata hi
jo bina kisi shart ke nibhaya jata hi,
Rahe duriya to parwa nahi
dost to har pal dil me basaya jata hi!

Plz stay in touch..

Hundred wounds does not have pain
but a true frien’s silence makes
more pain and tears in the heart…
So plz stay in touch..
Gud Mrng!

My sweetest DoNKEy….

….()….() Friends
(o o) r like
….. (..) Donkeys
……………. /”’\ They carry the
load of all ur difficulties in ur life 4ever.
U r one of my sweetest DoNKEy.

dost banane ki jarurat nahi..

Ab aur manzil pane ki harsat nahi,
kisi ki yaad me mar jane ki fitrat nahi..
aap jese dost jabse mile,
kisi aur ko dost banane ki jarurat nahi..

Mera dosth mera marzi

I will b with u when u r up & down,
i will be with u when u need help,
i will cheer u when u win &..
sometimes i will kick u bcoz “mera dosth mera marzi”

Good morning!

Feels gud when somebody misses u,
Feels better wen somebody Loves u,
But it feels the best when somebody never forgets..
So u can feel d best now!!
Good morning!

linked by HEART

Stars are seen together,
yet they r so far apart..
good friends may not speak everyday,
but remember they r always linked by HEART TO HEART!!

dost ko roz yaad karna

Har dost se acchhi baat karna fitrat he hamari.
har dost khush rahe harsat he hamari.
Koi humko yaad kare ya na kare,
har dost ko roz yaad karna aadat hi hamari..

Good Friend Like U!

1+1=2 eyes look at u,
5+1=6 senses feeling u,
12+12=24hrsthinking about u,
3+4=7 days in week missing u,
1+11=12 months i always need
a Good Friend Like U!

Smile

Smile-is a language of love,
Smile-is a way to get success,
Smile-is to win the hearts,
Smile-improves your personality,
Smile-improves our friendship.
So keep smile on your lips always

Beautiful

God Created the world in SIX days
but took him centuries to come up with someoneas beautiful….as U!
Gud Morning!

Keep Smiling

Smiles are like birds, they fly from face to face.
May ur lips give them a better nest,
so that they can stay there forever.
Keep Smiling. Gud 9te

Good Night

.+.’+).+
+__=_ +’+
/____^ .;”;.
!__o_!!,,)(,,, Night finally arrived.
So b4 i sleep, i’d like 2 wish u
,,,
(,”)_Good nite!
<(,/L

Marriage Power

A Tiger was giving Wedding Party to his friends.
A cat came there and danced.
Tiger asked who are you?
Cat Said i was also a Tiger before my marriage….Gud Nite.

Bring Cheers

Never think of past - it brings tears…
Dont think of future - it brings fears…
Live this second - it brings cheers…
Have a gud sleep…

Take Bath

Good Morning!
Have u done two most important things in the morning..?
1.PRAY - so that u may live.
2.TAKE BATH -so that others may live!

Shubodayam

Kaho usise jona kahe kise se,

maango usise jo dede khushi se,
chahoo use jo tumhe milaye zindagi se,
Dosti karo usise jo hamesha nibhaye khushi se.
Shubodayam.

DAIRY MILK

Do you Know full form of DAIRY MILK?
Darling Always I Remember You…
Meet Immediately4a Long Kiss…
thats y boys asks 4 DAIRY MILK..
Good Night. Sweet Dreams..

Good Morning!

GOOD Morning
Face Ur On
Smile A
Get2 Try
My Only
Was This
But This Sent
Who Person The
On Angry be will
U this Reading After
Hai
(Now Read back)

Kuch Khaas ho Tum

Tarasta nazaroon ki pyas ho tum,
tadap tha dil ki aas ho tum,
bug te zindagi ki saans ho tum,
kysa na kahoon kuch khaas ho tum. Good Night

Smile makes all the things

Dream makes all things possible,
Hope makes all things work,
Luv makes all things Beautiful,
Smile makes all the things above,
So always Brush Ur TEETH…!gudmrng.

Wonderful dreams…

When ever you have a dream inside ur Heart,
never let it go bcoz dreams r the tiny seeds,
from which beautiful 2morrow grows.
Have a wonderful dreams 2nite..
Gud9te.

Plz stay in touch..

Hundred wounds does not have pain

but a true frien’s silence makes
more pain and tears in the heart…
So plz stay in touch..
Gud Mrng!

5,999,999,999 p’ple can’t replace..

There are 6 Billion people around the world.
I don’t know why i keep on messaging u,
may be b’coz 5,999,999,999 can’t replace..
a single person like U. Good Morning!!

Forever ho tum….

Mera Dil, Jigar, Kidney, liver ho tum.
Waqt bewaqt ayee voh Fever ho tum,
Mera Jeevan mein abh forever ho tum.
Gud Day!!

Best of Luck

Hardwork will never kill U
its the fear that makes U afraid.
Nothing is impossible to a willing Heart,
Plz try hard u will b a SHINING STAR,
Best of Luck.

Baby Burnt

A White women gave birth to a Black baby,
the husband don’t believe that it was his baby.
HUSBAND: Why is the Baby Black?
Guess what is the Smart Wife Said……..?
WIFE: Well You were HOT and I was HOT,
may be the BABY BURNT!

Girl Friend ke Saath

Girl Friend ke saath,
kamre ke andhar,
table ke upar,
batti ke neeche,
De tacatac……….tacatac….
De tacatac……….tacatac….

Kit Kat

Take me to a lonely place
make sure no one is watching
Rip me naked, hold me tight, take me to your lips,
and have a break - its me KitKat.

Terror

TENSION - When your wife is pregnant.
SCARY - When your Girl Friend is pregnant.
HORRoR - When both are Pregnants!
TERROR - When you know U R NOT THE FATHER….!

Dance Kaun Karega?

Har karz dosti ka ada Kaun karega?
Hum na rahe to dosti kaun karega?
E khuda doston ko salamath rakhna,
warna mere bachon ke Shaadi mein dance kaun karega?

Education

ku ka ta ku ku ke ke ki ki baga
ga ga gu k k ki ki ki ki ka
Congrats!!
Successfully learnt monkeys language.
Plz cum and collect ur Banana and Certificate

Future

Teacher asked her Student that what will they become in the future?
Raj: Doctor
Ram: pilot
Pinky:Mother
Sam: I will help Pinky…

Girls

1980 Girls: Maa Mei Jeans pehnungi
Maa: Nahin beti log kya kahenge?

2006 girls: Maa mei mini Skirt pehnungi
Maa: Pehenle beti Kuch to Pehan le !

Formality

Girl: If U’ll try to kiss me, may shor macha doongi.
Boy: lekin yahan dur dur tak koi nahin hai.
Girl: I know but formality to karni hi padegi….

Falling in LOVE

Ek Sardar apni Gal Frend ko I Love U kehta aur gir jata,
I Love U kehta aur fir gir jata.
Girl: Ye kya kar rahe ho
Sardar: I AM Falling in Love.

Friendship Fish

><(((:>
I Send u this fish as sign of FRIENDSHIP.
Please take care of it, Keep it in ur MOBILE.
Daily put your MOBILE in water so that the fish won’t DIE!!

Tube Light

Three lights saving the earth from dark,
One Sunlight,
Two moonlight,
Third YOU - My Sweet Friend
TUBE LIGHT.

Marriage Power

A Tiger was giving Wedding Party to his friends.
A cat came there and danced.
Tiger asked who are you?
Cat Said i was also a Tiger before my marriage….Gud Nite.

Zoo

I Like seeing u. I like hearing U.
I like spend my time with u.
But u r always surrounded by others,
as u r attraction of the “ZOO”

Difference

Wats the difference between hook in cricket and hook of bra?
One sends ball out of boundary and other keeps balls within the boundary.

Tamil Girls

Tamil girls are too fast. U know why?
because when all the other girls says NAMASTHE
they says WANNA COME

Husbands

Boy friends r like panipuri, tastes gud any time.
Lovers r like pizzas, hot&spicy, eaten frequently
Husbands r like dal rice, eaten whn there is no choice..

Dosth

kabhi kehta tha dosth hamara ek
” Jaan bhi maango to hazir hai”,
aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehta hai,
aur maango to inkaar karta hai…

Dhaga

Pehle hath me lo, fir sidha karo–
fir muh me lo..aur thook lagao.. aur andar gusao..
KITNA MUSHKIL HAI NA! SUI MEIN DHAGA DALNA

Cat & Elephant

cat: How old r u?
Elpht: im just 5yrs.
Cat:5?but u r lookin so big.
Elpht:im a complan boy.
Cat:im just 30
Elpht:30?but ur lookin so small
Cat:im a santoor girl.

Take Bath

Good Morning!
Have u done two most important things in the morning..?
1.PRAY - so that u may live.
2.TAKE BATH -so that others may live!

Temple

1 boy &1girl going on a road
Boy:hi beauty sexy ru angel, amazing.boy commented her.
Girl:Shall i remove my cheppal. girl replied him.
Boy: hey nauty my heart is not a temple 2 enter without cheppal

GIRL

G —> Ghost
I —> In
R —> Real
L —> Life
So avoid girls
and forward their numbers to me…..(Im a ghost buster)..

Seekh na le

Sardar1: Oye Doctor log Operation k time pe patient ko Behosh kyu karte hai?
Sardar2: Is liye k patient Surgery seekh nale..!!

Mobile Bill

Sardar: Oye, mere mobile Bill Kitna Hai?
Call Centre Girl: Sir, Just Dial 123 to know ur Current Bill Status.
Sardar: Arey STUPID! Current ka nahi, Mobile ka…

Similarities between BRA & BAR

Similarities between BRA & BAR
1.Both hv same alphabets
2.Both r drinking zones
3.Both hv time restriction of Closing & Opening
4.Wen open, both drive men crazy

Always SMILE..

Always SMILE

Ok?
Bcoz, ur Smile is so captivating n so Nice!
-Show Me a Sample

,,///,,
………( @..@ )AHA!
(.__.)
) (
Maar dala re! he he..

Smile makes all the things

Dream makes all things possible,
Hope makes all things work,
Luv makes all things Beautiful,
Smile makes all the things above,
So always Brush Ur TEETH…!gudmrng.

*HAPPY NEW YEAR*

*HAPPY NEW YEAR*

Soch rahe ho aaj kyon?

Ab tum”DON” ko sikhaoge kab wish karna hai.
DON jab chahta hai tab wish karta hai..

*HAPPY HOLI*

Women makes a Happy Home..!

It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle
million solidiers 2 protect a country
but just one women 2 make a Happy Home..!
Let’s thank our…”KAAMWALI”

Pyar itna bhi mat karo…

Log kehte hi, pyar itna bhi mat karo
ki girl friend sar pe sawar ho jaye.
hum kehte hi ki pyar itna karo
ki girlfrnd ki frnd bhi tumhare saath farar ho jaye.

Forever ho tum….

Mera Dil, Jigar, Kidney, liver ho tum.
Waqt bewaqt ayee voh Fever ho tum,
Mera Jeevan mein abh forever ho tum.
Gud Day!!

tabhi to fail ho gaya.

Father to Son:
pados ki ladki ko dekh wo exam mein 1st aayi hai!
Son to Father:
Usko hi to dekhta rehta tha, tabhi to fail ho gaya.